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We’ve discovered a plan-ette


All good projects have a plan.  And that’s why we don’t yet have one for Rosie.

Except it’s not quite true. My amazing little sidekick, Chloe, has completed this schematic. It’s what NASA scientists can only dream of.  It’s what all intelligent beings will resemble in the year 2199.

Better still, it looks like it could simply be built using two plastic boxes purchased from the local discount store.  Oh yes, plus wheels… and eyelashes.

So mark our words.  Colonising Mars with us, will be boxes on wheels.  And these boxes will unmistakably be red (with flowers and hearts and stuff).

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