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Are the kids asleep?

Great.  It's time for the head honchos to take over the robot workshop.  Let's embark on all the projects that we've secretly wanted to do.

R3 stands for... wait for it... Rosie the Red Robot (get it?) and it's the lab where we carry out our (unauthorised) experiments.

1Tea minus 30 Get your robot to play Countdown! Using picamera, Google Cloud Vision API, and Google Text-to-Speech.
2Wanted: ted or alive Create a bionic teddy bear. Get it to rave to dance music, using HiTEC servos and Adafruit Servo / PWM HAT controller.
3Break an egg! You've got to be in it to win it.Win the National Lottery Lotto using a Gro Egg LCD panel driven using an ESP8266 micro-controller.
4Christmas radvent calendarBuild a charity Christmas calendar using a Raspberry Pi and Adafruit PWM controllers.
5Taking a Peak: Xtreme² EditionThis is Taking a Peak: Xtreme² Edition. Where we will carry around a Raspberry Pi and ESP32 dev boards around the actual Brecon Beacons 10 Peaks Ultramarathon event.

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